{"id":92,"date":"2008-11-22T08:56:23","date_gmt":"2008-11-22T08:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/?p=92"},"modified":"2008-11-22T08:56:23","modified_gmt":"2008-11-22T08:56:23","slug":"en-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/2008\/11\/22\/en-hospital\/","title":{"rendered":"En el hospital"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pasando de la bolsa&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>En el hospital<\/p>\n<p>><br \/>\n> En el Hospital, se acerca un m\u00e9dico a un grupo en la sala de espera, y<br \/>\n> les dice:<br \/>\n><br \/>\n> &#8211; \u00bfFamiliades de Don Dam\u00f3n Cadetedo?<br \/>\n><br \/>\n> &#8211; S\u00ed, somos nosotros.<br \/>\n><br \/>\n> &#8211; Miden, ciento comunicadles que Don Dam\u00f3n ha muedto.<br \/>\n><br \/>\n> &#8211; \u00a1No me joda!<br \/>\n><br \/>\n> &#8211; Vamo a v\u00e9&#8230; No ce enteda. Ni mejoda, ni va a mejod\u00e1. Et\u00e1 muedto&#8230;\u00a0<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pasando de la bolsa&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. En el hospital > > En el Hospital, se acerca un m\u00e9dico a un grupo en la sala de espera, y > les dice: > > &#8211; \u00bfFamiliades de Don Dam\u00f3n Cadetedo? > > &#8211; S\u00ed, somos nosotros. > > &#8211; Miden, ciento comunicadles que Don Dam\u00f3n ha muedto. > > [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40311,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/40311"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}