{"id":432,"date":"2010-02-24T08:24:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T08:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/?p=432"},"modified":"2010-02-24T08:24:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-24T08:24:00","slug":"sonrisa-prehistorica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/2010\/02\/24\/sonrisa-prehistorica\/","title":{"rendered":"Sonrisa prehistorica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P class=EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal> <\/p>\n<p> <TABLE class=EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormalTable border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; WIDTH: 474.75pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; PADDING-TOP: 0cm\" vAlign=top width=633> <P class=EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt\">El cavern\u00edcola hijo llega a la cueva y le da las notas del colegio al cavern\u00edcola padre, que las lee detenidamente. Al rato el padre le dice:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mira, que suspendas caza, lo comprendo, porque eres peque\u00f1o y todav\u00eda no puedes con la lanza; que suspendas agricultura te lo paso, porque es un rollo y al principio cuesta trabajo cogerle el truco; que suspendas pintura rupestre, te lo perdono porque todav\u00eda eres peque\u00f1o y no coordinas, pero&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><B>QUE SUSPENDAS HISTORIA&#8230; NO ME JODAS!!<br \/>\n<\/B><\/SPAN><br \/>\n<B><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt\">SI NO LLEVAMOS NI DOS PAGINAS<\/SPAN><\/B><\/p>\n<p><\/TD><\/TR><\/TBODY><\/TABLE><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El cavern\u00edcola hijo llega a la cueva y le da las notas del colegio al cavern\u00edcola padre, que las lee detenidamente. Al rato el padre le dice: &#8211; Mira, que suspendas caza, lo comprendo, porque eres peque\u00f1o y todav\u00eda no puedes con la lanza; que suspendas agricultura te lo paso, porque es un rollo y [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40311,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/40311"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}