{"id":384,"date":"2009-12-13T08:18:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-13T08:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/?p=384"},"modified":"2009-12-13T08:18:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-13T08:18:00","slug":"tu-caballo-al-telefono","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/2009\/12\/13\/tu-caballo-al-telefono\/","title":{"rendered":"Tu caballo al telefono y jamoncitos de pollo a la naranja."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Buenos dias y mejor domingo, hoy experimentare escribiendo el post a plazos, a primera hora colocare un chiste y si no pasa nada, a media ma\u00f1ana, lo editare y colocare la receta de hoy, cuando la tenga decidida, aunque adelanto que estara basada en muslitos de pollo y naranja.<\/p>\n<p> Ahora un chiste de hipica<\/p>\n<table id=\"INCREDIMAINTABLE\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" width=\"100%\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"DIRECTION: ltr; FONT-SIZE: 12pt\" dir=\"ltr\" id=\"INCREDITEXTREGION\" width=\"100%\">\n<div> <\/div>\n<div> <\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"EC_EC_Section1\">\n<table class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormalTable\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; PADDING-TOP: 0cm\" valign=\"top\">\n<div style=\"BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; PADDING-LEFT: 4pt; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; rem_rem_BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 1.5pt solid\">\n<p class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 12pt\"><\/span> <\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\"><\/p>\n<div id=\"EC_EC_yiv1693503478\">\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><span style=\"color:black\" size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: Arial; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt\"> <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:black\" size=\"4\" face=\"Verdana\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt\">Un hombre estaba sentado tranquilo, leyendo el peri\u00f3dico, cuando su mujer, furiosa, llega de la cocina y le salpica una hostia con una sart\u00e9n que casi le revienta la cabeza.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00a1Por Dios!  \u00bfPero, qu\u00e9 co\u00f1o te pasa?<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Es por el papelito que encontr\u00e9 en el bolsillo de tu pantal\u00f3n, cabr\u00f3n, con el nombre de &#8220;Marylou&#8221; y un n\u00famero!!!<br \/>\n&#8211; Joder, cari\u00f1o&#8230; \u00bfte acuerdas del d\u00eda que fui a los caballos? Pues Marylou era el caballo al que apost\u00e9, y el n\u00famero es cu\u00e1nto estaban pagando por la apuesta.<br \/>\nSatisfecha, la mujer se retir\u00f3 pidi\u00e9ndole disculpas. <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:black\" size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:black\" size=\"4\" face=\"Verdana\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt\">D\u00edas despu\u00e9s, estaba \u00e9l nuevamente sentado tranquilo, cuando recibe otra soberana hostia, pero esta vez con la olla a presi\u00f3n.<br \/>\nAturdido y cabreado le dice: <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:black\" size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:black\" size=\"4\" face=\"Verdana\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt\">\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1COJONES, pero se puede saber qu\u00e9 co\u00f1o te pasa\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1 <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:black\" size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:black\" size=\"4\" face=\"Verdana\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt\">Nada, cari\u00f1o. Tu caballo al tel\u00e9fono.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><span style=\"color:black\" face=\"Verdana\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; color: black; \"><\/span><\/span><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">Como lo prometido es deuda&#8230;. aqui vuelvo a estar  con mi post a plazos&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">Mientras rebuscaba ideas para hacer mi pollito, me ha estado aportando ideas para la receta Carlos (jarrillero), me ha hecho ilusion hablar con el que ultimamente esta muy perdido.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">Al final la receta quedara como sigue:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">Para dos personas (como siempre)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">Ingredientes:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">4 jamoncitos de pollo<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">1 tetrabrik de zumo de naranja<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">1 manojo de esparragos verdes<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">1 patata grande<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">1 naranja<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">sobras del sofrito de ayer<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">sal<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">pimienta<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">especias al gusto<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">Preparacion<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">Cocer los esparragos en el microondas hasta que esten tiernos<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">Pelar y cortar las patatas a rodajas gorditas, prefreirlas en la freidora (dejarlas sin terminar de freirse)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">Colocar las patatas en el fondo de una fuente aceitada (yo coloco las sobras del sofrito de ayer) los muslitos de pollo, los esparragos, se vierte el tretabrik de naranja en la fuente (de los peque\u00f1itos) un buen chorro de brandy, se salpimienta y se a\u00f1aden las especias.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt\" class=\"EC_EC_MsoNormal\"><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 18px;\">Se cubre con rodajitas de naranja.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<p><font class=\"Apple-style-span\" size=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p 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