{"id":379,"date":"2009-12-07T08:21:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-07T08:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/?p=379"},"modified":"2009-12-07T08:21:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-07T08:21:00","slug":"el-jubilado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/2009\/12\/07\/el-jubilado\/","title":{"rendered":"El jubilado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><FONT face=Georgia><SPAN><STRONG>Un jubilado visita al m\u00e9dico, quej\u00e1ndose de su impotencia.<br \/>\n<FONT color=#000000><\/FONT><\/STRONG><\/SPAN><br \/>\n<\/FONT><B><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'; COLOR: rgb(151,72,6)\"><FONT color=#000000 face=Georgia>&#8211; Doctor, \u00bfQu\u00e9 puedo hacer para combatir la impotencia ?<br \/>\n<\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/B><SPAN><br \/>\n<STRONG><FONT color=#000000>  <FONT size=3>El doctor, al verlo y para quit\u00e1rselo pronto de encima, le dice: <\/FONT><\/FONT><br \/>\n<FONT color=#000000>&#8211; Mire, abuelo, si quiere tener buenas erecciones, coma mucho pan. <\/FONT><br \/>\n<\/STRONG><br \/>\n<FONT color=#000000><STRONG><FONT face=Georgia><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'\">  As\u00ed que el viejo entra en la primera panader\u00eda que encuentra y pide 20 kilos de pan. <\/SPAN><br \/>\n<SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'\">  La vendedora extra\u00f1ada le pregunta: <\/SPAN><br \/>\n<SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'\">&#8211; \u00a1Qu\u00e9 bien, abuelo! \u00bfFamilia numerosa? <\/SPAN><br \/>\n<SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'\">&#8211; No, hijita, vivo s\u00f3lo. <\/SPAN><br \/>\n<SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'\">&#8211; Entonces, \u00bfva a organizar alguna reuni\u00f3n? <\/SPAN><br \/>\n<SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'\">&#8211; No, hijita, para nada. <\/SPAN><br \/>\n<SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'\">&#8211; Perdone la curiosidad -insiste la vendedora- <\/SPAN><\/FONT><\/STRONG><\/FONT><\/SPAN><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana', 'sans-serif'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt\"><\/SPAN><br \/>\n <DIV class=Section1> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <P class=ecxecxecxecxecxecxMsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'; COLOR: rgb(151,72,6); FONT-SIZE: 18pt\"><FONT color=#000000 face=Georgia>  pero, \u00bfpara qui\u00e9n compra tanto pan? <\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/STRONG><B><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana', 'sans-serif'; COLOR: rgb(151,72,6); FONT-SIZE: 18pt\"><br \/>\n<\/SPAN><\/B><STRONG><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'; COLOR: rgb(151,72,6)\"><FONT color=#000000 face=Georgia>&#8211; Pues es s\u00f3lo para m\u00ed. <\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/STRONG><B><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'; COLOR: rgb(151,72,6)\"><br \/>\n<STRONG><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'\"><FONT color=#000000>&#8211; Pero para usted solo, es mucho pan. <\/FONT><\/SPAN><\/STRONG><\/SPAN><\/B><STRONG><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 18pt\">\u00a1Se le va a poner duro! <\/SPAN><\/STRONG><\/p>\n<p> <P class=ecxecxecxecxecxecxMsoNormal><STRONG><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 18pt\"><\/SPAN><\/STRONG><B><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana', 'sans-serif'; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 18pt\"><br \/>\n<\/SPAN><\/B><STRONG><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'; COLOR: rgb(151,72,6); FONT-SIZE: 18pt\">    <\/SPAN><\/STRONG><STRONG><SPAN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 'Georgia', 'serif'; COLOR: rgb(0,32,96); FONT-SIZE: 18pt\">\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1 Ah, picarona !!! !!! 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