{"id":354,"date":"2009-11-07T09:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-07T09:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/?p=354"},"modified":"2009-11-07T09:55:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-07T09:55:00","slug":"el-loro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/2009\/11\/07\/el-loro\/","title":{"rendered":"El loro&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>  <\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<div class=\"EC_Section1\">\n<p class=\"EC_MsoNormal\"><span style=\"color:navy\" size=\"5\" face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 20pt\">Buenos dias y mejor fin de semana a todas-os, como hoy es sabado, me quedo mudito y os busco la sonrisa con este chiste:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"EC_MsoNormal\"><span style=\"color:navy\" size=\"5\" face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 20pt\"><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n<p class=\"EC_MsoNormal\"><span style=\"color:navy\" size=\"5\" face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 20pt\">Estaba un viejito sentado en un banco de una plaza, cuando un muchacho se sienta a su lado con los pelos tiesos y te\u00f1idos de azul, rojo, amarillo y verde. El viejo se queda mir\u00e1ndolo un rato, at\u00f3nito; hasta que el chaval le dice:<br \/>\n &#8211; Qu\u00e9 pasa gilipollas? \u00bfQu\u00e9 miras con esa cara, nunca has hecho una locura en tu vida ?<br \/>\n A lo que el viejo, sin exaltarse, le contesta:<br \/>\n&#8211; S\u00ed, una vez me emborrach\u00e9 y me foll\u00e9 a un loro&#8230; Y justamente me preguntaba&#8230; No ser\u00e1s mi hijo?<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color:#444444\" size=\"2\" face=\"Tahoma\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; COLOR: #444444; FONT-SIZE: 10pt\"><br clear=\"all\"><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt\"><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n<p class=\"EC_MsoNormal\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: Arial; FONT-SIZE: 10pt\"> <\/span><\/span><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 12pt\"> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div> <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenos dias y mejor fin de semana a todas-os, como hoy es sabado, me quedo mudito y os busco la sonrisa con este chiste: Estaba un viejito sentado en un banco de una plaza, cuando un muchacho se sienta a su lado con los pelos tiesos y te\u00f1idos de azul, rojo, amarillo y verde. El [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40311,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/40311"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}