{"id":266,"date":"2009-06-27T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-27T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/?p=266"},"modified":"2009-06-27T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-27T10:00:00","slug":"las-cajas-catalanas-se-quieren-fusionar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/2009\/06\/27\/las-cajas-catalanas-se-quieren-fusionar\/","title":{"rendered":"Las cajas catalanas se quieren fusionar"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Hoy, Sabado, nos despertamos con la noticia de La Vanguardia diciendonos que las cajas catalanas con mucho “tacto” estan cociendo dos fusiones de varias cajas…<\/p>\n

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Hoy escribo poquito que sabado de puente y hay que descansar de todos estos dias de fiesta……..ahora el chiste….<\/p>\n

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Una ninfomana en plena crisis deambula por la calle.De golpe le entran una ganas terribles, tiene que hacerlo sin falta.Llama a todas las puertas pero no encuentra a nadie. Entonces ve una iglesia y entra.No hay nadie excepto el cura que le dice: _\u00bfQue desea hija mia? _Te deseo a ti, tomame _\u00bfPerdone? _dice el padre _\u00a1\u00a1Tomame, hazme tuya, no puedo mas!! _\u00a1\u00a1Pero hija, estas en al casa de Dios!! _\u00a1\u00a1 No me importa, quiero que me lo hagas ya!! _\u00a1\u00a1 Pero no puedo!! \u00a1\u00a1 Soy un cura!! La chica se desnuda y se estira sobre el altar. Tiene un cuerpo imponente, y el cura no sabe que hacer,no puede mas, le entran los calores, se gira hacia la cruz, y le pregunta a Jesucristo: _Se\u00f1or, \u00bf que hago? _Y Jesus le responde: _\u00a1\u00a1DESCLAVAME CABRON, DESCLAVAME!! <\/small><\/p>\n

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