{"id":118,"date":"2008-12-21T09:40:10","date_gmt":"2008-12-21T09:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/?p=118"},"modified":"2008-12-21T09:40:10","modified_gmt":"2008-12-21T09:40:10","slug":"diferencias","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/2008\/12\/21\/diferencias\/","title":{"rendered":"Diferencias&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Diferencia entre &#8216;Narices&#8217; y &#8216;Cojones&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8211; Narices &#8211; Es llegar a casa tarde despu\u00e9s de una noche con los amigos,<br \/>\n\u00a0  ser asaltado por tu mujer con la escoba, y tener las narices de preguntar:<br \/>\n\u00a0  \u00a0<br \/>\n\u00a0     \u00bf Vas a barrer o vas a volar?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8211; Cojones &#8211; Es llegar a casa tarde despu\u00e9s de una noche con los amigos,<br \/>\n\u00a0  oliendo a perfume, cerveza y con pintalabios en el cuello de la camisa,<br \/>\n\u00a0  darle un cachete en el trasero a tu mujer y decirle:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0    \u00a1Ve prepar\u00e1ndote, que eres la siguiente!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Diferencia entre &#8216;Narices&#8217; y &#8216;Cojones&#8217; \u00a0&#8211; Narices &#8211; Es llegar a casa tarde despu\u00e9s de una noche con los amigos, \u00a0 ser asaltado por tu mujer con la escoba, y tener las narices de preguntar: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00bf Vas a barrer o vas a volar? \u00a0&#8211; Cojones &#8211; Es llegar a casa tarde despu\u00e9s [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40311,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/40311"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/jorbasmar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}