{"id":5067,"date":"2024-08-03T12:01:29","date_gmt":"2024-08-03T10:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/?p=5067"},"modified":"2025-06-13T12:10:41","modified_gmt":"2025-06-13T10:10:41","slug":"magister-dixit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/2024\/08\/03\/magister-dixit\/","title":{"rendered":"Magister dixit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5068\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/Foro-Penal.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"507\" height=\"431\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/Foro-Penal.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/Foro-Penal-271x230.jpg 271w, https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/Foro-Penal-418x355.jpg 418w, https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/Foro-Penal-768x653.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 507px) 100vw, 507px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5069\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/D0GmhWWWkAAuKSq.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"506\" height=\"303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/D0GmhWWWkAAuKSq.jpeg 680w, https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/D0GmhWWWkAAuKSq-295x177.jpeg 295w, https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/D0GmhWWWkAAuKSq-593x355.jpeg 593w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 506px) 100vw, 506px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5070\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/GUARDIA-NACIONAL-DETENIDOS-PROTESTAS.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"507\" height=\"378\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/GUARDIA-NACIONAL-DETENIDOS-PROTESTAS.jpg 830w, https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/GUARDIA-NACIONAL-DETENIDOS-PROTESTAS-295x220.jpg 295w, https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/GUARDIA-NACIONAL-DETENIDOS-PROTESTAS-475x355.jpg 475w, https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/GUARDIA-NACIONAL-DETENIDOS-PROTESTAS-768x574.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 507px) 100vw, 507px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5071\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/policia-venezuela-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"508\" height=\"508\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/policia-venezuela-3.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/policia-venezuela-3-230x230.jpg 230w, https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/policia-venezuela-3-355x355.jpg 355w, https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/policia-venezuela-3-128x128.jpg 128w, https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/policia-venezuela-3-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 508px) 100vw, 508px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5073\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/tercera-edad-esta-primera-linea-combate-las-protestas_179688-696x464-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"509\" height=\"339\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/tercera-edad-esta-primera-linea-combate-las-protestas_179688-696x464-1.jpg 696w, https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/tercera-edad-esta-primera-linea-combate-las-protestas_179688-696x464-1-295x197.jpg 295w, https:\/\/blogs.elcorreo.com\/cantaclaro\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/150\/2024\/08\/tercera-edad-esta-primera-linea-combate-las-protestas_179688-696x464-1-533x355.jpg 533w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 509px) 100vw, 509px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><strong>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><span data-keep-original-tag=\"false\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #000088; font-family: arial;\" data-keep-original-tag=\"false\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">El chofer dictador anuncia:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #000088; font-family: arial;\">Los terroristas detenidos se ir\u00e1n a prisiones de m\u00e1xima seguridad.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">\n<div dir=\"auto\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #000088; font-family: arial;\" data-keep-original-tag=\"false\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">Capturamos 1.200 y vamos a por 1.000 m\u00e1s.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">\n<div dir=\"auto\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #000088; font-family: arial;\" data-keep-original-tag=\"false\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">Y uno dice:<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: right;\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #000088; font-family: arial;\" data-keep-original-tag=\"false\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">En babosadas como la referida, es recomendable que el &#8220;intr\u00e9pido parlante&#8221;, sea ingresado de urgencia, en un quir\u00f3fano (como los que hab\u00eda en los Gulag siberianos y actualmente hay en Cuba) y se someta a una cirug\u00eda de cosido bucal.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">\n<div dir=\"auto\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #000088; font-family: arial;\" data-keep-original-tag=\"false\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">Y si en el supuesto negado, el &#8220;erudito dignatario pacifista&#8221; quisiera seguir hablando paja, que lo haga por un orificio que, por respeto al lector\/a no voy a mencionar.<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">\n<div dir=\"auto\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #000088; font-family: arial;\" data-keep-original-tag=\"false\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">Aunque pens\u00e1ndolo mejor, dudo que esta sea la soluci\u00f3n definitiva al problema&#8230; habida cuenta de que es ese precisamente el lugar por donde ha hablado y habla siempre.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">\n<div dir=\"auto\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #000088; font-family: arial;\" data-keep-original-tag=\"false\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">Continuar\u00e1&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 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#008000;\"><strong><a style=\"color: #008000;\" href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/YLz71pASfmY\" rel=\"external nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/YLz71pASfmY<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: center;\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\"><strong><span style=\"color: #000088; font-family: arial;\" data-keep-original-tag=\"false\" data-original-attrs=\"{&quot;style&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\">\u00a0 \u00a0&#8230;<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; El chofer dictador anuncia: Los terroristas detenidos se ir\u00e1n a prisiones de m\u00e1xima seguridad. Capturamos 1.200 y vamos a por 1.000 m\u00e1s. Y uno dice: . 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